You are Homer Simpson,
I know you very well.
You have a lot to tell
You can argue with a cell
You love to gorge on doughnut
Your mouth knows not how to shut
You smuggle them and go like "what?"
Homer has got a big gutt (and butt!)
You work at the Nuclear Power Plant
One that you know nothing about
Nevertheless, you whine and rant
You only spin on your seat and pant
You love Duff beer
Marge, give me some more, dear
"Homie, we have none, the fridge is clear"
To Moe's, Homie steers
"Hey Barney? Where's Moe?"
With the laziest voice "I don't know".
Homer: DO'U
Moe comes in "Guys im here, YO"
You have a boy, Bart
He is neve
today i saw two birds sitting on a telephone wire and i wondered if maybe they were on a date. i wondered if i were a bird, if i would have lots of dates that we spent sitting on a telephone wire watching the clouds shape shift and watching the cars roll by, with little kids pointing out the window saying, "look mom, those two birds are sipping coffee in a cute little cafe on the telephone wire!"
of course, the wire would never be able to hold a cafe.
but i'm still stuck wondering if i will ever have a date, whether i'm a bird or not.
i wish i could tell you that i don't miss you in the type of way that makes my stomach churn, b
It was as if a ballet decided to perform for me, a slow motion play that would have been all the more authentic in black and white.
A car slipped between the law, sliding- with an elegant spray of shattered glass and torn up water, which had once lain mirror-like upon the pavement, which now beaded in her hair.
The red droplets ran through the clear puddle in simple, beautiful spider webs until its water was tinted a rosy pink. A mother lay as if daydreaming on the pavement, her eyes wide open, and her child close at hand, whose eyes focused on an unseen surprise.
Shards of glass penetrated skin, small droplets spilling out from within.
Current Residence: United Arab Emirates Favourite cartoon character: Homer Simpson Personal Quote: "when u kill someone, make sure they're dead" - Diana
I see you believe in women's rights? Are lesbians less than women to you? Or is that what the privileged patriarchal culture of Middle East told you? What most women don't understand is the only way to become truly independent from men and gain our true place in history we need to stop selling ourselves to men and start respecting each other just like we respect men, and I'm afraid to a radical feminist lesbianism is the only way to achieve that... you'll see... Future belongs to us!